Liane is seen beside him flipping a magazine, seemingly unaffected by her son's state (possibly because he embarrassed her in a public store and on national television).ĪV Club gave "HUMANCENTiPAD" a " B+" rating saying: " And as with so many of South Park’s satires, “Human CentiPad” avoided blandly repeating the broader Apple jokes of the past primarily by zeroing in on a single ridiculous aspect-that of those goddamn “User Agreement” screens that barf up 50 pages of slight contract revisions every time you’re forced to download a minutely tweaked copy of iTunes. The last shot is Cartman lying in a hospital bed battered and bruised and in casts crying. A sudden bolt of lightning strikes him, sending him to the hospital. Kyle and the two others are taken away to be separated and Cartman, enraged at having his dream taken away so quickly, shouts at God to stop "fucking" him.
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Shortly afterward, Gerald and Apple employees come in on the scene to tell Jobs that Kyle must be released, since his agreement to the iTunes terms and conditions is no longer valid. The audience takes his side despite her protests that he is lying and as a consolation gift, he is given the first ever HUMANCENTiPAD as Jobs unveils it to the public. Phil show to publicly accuse his mom of "fucking" him. Back in South Park, Gerald goes with the boys to the Apple Store to seek advice from "the Geniuses", who, after performing several rituals, conclude that they can make Kyle's agreement void if Gerald, a PC user, signs up with Apple and creates a family account. Jobs intends to teach the creation to read and walk, but is disappointed when Kyle continues to sign agreements that are put in front of him without reading them first. The Japanese man is in front, with an iPhone attached to his forehead Kyle is in the middle and the Caucasian woman is at the rear, with an iPad attached to her anus and powered by the trio's feces. After he tries to get the police involved, in a rare moment of strictness, she refuses to buy him anything and takes him home instead by grounding him for his actions.Īt a gathering of Apple employees, Steve Jobs unveils the new product for which Kyle and the other two were kidnapped, the HUMANCENTiPAD, comprising of the three kidnapped subjects on all fours, wearing only white cloths around their waists and sewn together mouth to anus. Meanwhile, Cartman embarrasses his mother, Liane, at Best Buy, loudly accusing her of "fucking" him (as in fucking him over but saying things like, "Why don't you go across the street and buy some condoms? Because we should at least be safe if you're gonna fuck me, Mom!") for offering to buy him the cheaper "Toshiba HandiBook" rather than the iPad, due to the cost of being very expensive. He is thrown into a prison cell with a Japanese man and a Caucasian woman.
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Kyle is chased through the town and kidnapped by Apple employees, who claim their actions are legal under the newest version of the iTunes terms and conditions, which Kyle agreed to without reading. IPads are the new popular item across the United States and everyone has one, except for Cartman, who is caught pretending to have one by Craig, and Kenny who also doesn't have one because he is too poor to have one, so he watches his friends play with theirs instead. Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.